Chocolate Andes mint cake
Lyric twist gandalf: hey i just met you. gandalf: and this is crazy. gandalf: but i am looking for someone to share in an adventure so i'm gonna scratch a symbol in your door and tell some dwarves that you're a great burglar and they can count on you to be a perfect 14th companion on their quest to travel across miles of dangerous land and through goblin caverns and a forest full of giant spiders all so they can maybe kind of come up with some way to kill an enormous dragon and reclaim a load treasure lost a really long time ago because they are dwarves i guess don't ask me how they operate i am a wizard. gandalf: so join me maybe.
There’s a rather rural airport near my house, and pretty often in the summer you can look up and see the speck of a hot air balloon carrying some mystery person away…
How many gingers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they prefer to sit in the dark.  So this redhead tells her blonde roommate that she slept with a Brazilian. Her roommate replied, “You slut! Oh my god…Wait, how many is a Brazilian again?” 

How many gingers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they prefer to sit in the dark. 

So this redhead tells her blonde roommate that she slept with a Brazilian.

Her roommate replied, “You slut! Oh my god…Wait, how many is a Brazilian again?”